I thought I was pretty well prepared for the first day of school. School supplies were in order, lunches, snacks and water were all pre-packed and chilled waiting to be loaded into backpacks, clothes were laid out, everyone got to bed at a reasonable time. Therefore, the morning should TOTALLY have run smoothly, right? Well, not according to Murphy's Law, which seems to govern this place!
Jack inadvertently drank caffeine in a large root beer float he had with dinnner last night. A noise woke him up at 3am and that was it - he never got back to sleep all. night. long. I think he watched 713 episodes of his favorite Star Wars cartoon in his own personal insomnia marathon.
Maeve, sensing a disturbance in the force, was also up half the night, screaming like a loon, forcing Molly into MY bed and me, by default, into hers. It was the only way Maeve would stop shrieking.
Still, Jack managed to get out the door on time this morning and with a full breakfast of hash browns, fried eggs and bacon in his belly (I know, I really patted myself on the back for that one...too soon though, I should have known better!). Once he was out the door we had 45 minutes to get dressed and out the door for first day donuts at a neighbor's house. 45 minutes? No PROBLEM! I can even manage a quick shower in that time frame!
Two minutes into my shower, Ben comes strolling into the bathroom and hollers "Jack's home!"
Wait, WHAT????? Cue Mr. Roper. Apparently the school bus DID come by, but because it was going in a direction the children didn't expect, they assumed he had the wrong stop and told him to keep going, they'd wait for their REAL bus....only to find out afterward that it WAS their real bus! At this point Jack realized he'd left all his school supplies at home, wop wop. (Mind you, he had to MOVE them to get to his backpack, but he managed to not grab them on the way out the door) so he came running back while all the other kids scrambled for rides to school.
This led off a rapidfire collapse in the morning's plan and due to the ripple effect we
- Had to drive Jack to school LATE with my soaking wet head wrapped in a TOWEL and granola bars thrown at the heads of the other children in lieu of breakfast
- Were late for donuts with the neighbors and rushed out the door, though I managed to get the towel off my head and my hair dried and presentable.
- Because I never went back into the kitchen I forgot (FORGOT??!!!) to put Molly and Ben's waters, snacks and lunches in their backpacks (what the what?)
- Walked the kids to school and then on the way home the skies opened up and Maeve and I looked like we'd gone swimming by the time we got home
- Had to then get in the car and drive BACK to school to deliver everything I forgot.
And now Maeve is down for a nap and I can process the zany adventures of the morning. A lot of good things DID happen despite the calamities.
- Thankfully because I'd prepped well, we could navigate a few bumps in the road without completely derailing and ruining the day.
- We did manage to get the obligatory front door back to school photos of everyone
- Everyone got a donut, score!
- Got my exercise in what with all that running in the rain to get home.
And for the first time in a long time, I can actually BLOG ABOUT THIS WHEN IT HAPPENED instead of seven months later. It's the little victories, you know?




